Don't Mess With Canada, Relly
Canadian Response To Threatening Saudi Photo An Image Of Women Driving To Voteby Paul DuncanThe women claim to have not asked any men for permission for the outing. As relations further dissolved...
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THE ABSURD TIMESIllustration: Together, they make Israel what it is today.Remembering Rachel Cory. Anyway, this is a great story.Meet Ahed Tamimi, 17-Year-Old West Bank Activist Jailed for 8 Months...
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Fox News Mistakes Steve Bannon For A Thumb, Kellyanne Conway For Vacuum Of Spaceby Paul DuncanEarly reactions on social media indicate very few viewers noticed the honest mistakes.The litany of errors...
View ArticleThe Real McCain
THE ABSURD TIMESIllustration: Some of the things we should be thinking about.I've tried to keep my mouth shut about John McCain during all of this idiocy. I really have. I was going to wait until...
View ArticleIn Moving Speech, US President Tells Americans They Have Nothing To Fear...
In Moving Speech, US President Tells Americans They Have Nothing To Fear Except Canada Itselfby Paul DuncanIn a speech that is already being hailed as a turning point in the LOLed War between the...
View ArticleTranscript of Obama's Speech
THE ABSURD TIMES Or, as Obama put it, at least we can make it better. The last two years seem like a decade and Obama now seems like the greatest President of all times – as a result of what is...
View ArticleEMERGENCY SHELTERS
THE ABSURD TIMESPaul has more energy and commitment than I do. I recommend subscribing to his blog, lin at the tommom! US Discovers Most Of Its Emergency Shelters Occupied By Detained ChildrenBY PAUL...
View ArticleDivided Left
THE ABSURD TIMESTax the ChurchesCzar DonicProblems on the leftMaybe this is in a fit of pique. I don't know. But as far back as I can remember, there have always been silly and self-defeating fights...
View ArticleKinder, Gentler, Fascism
THE ABSURD TIMESIllustration: Poster for the filmKinder, Gentler, FascismByCzar DonicThere are a lot of things going on. Frankly, too many to really pay attention to any more. However, here is a...
View ArticleUS -- Good germans
AMY GOODMAN: We return now to our conversation with Oscar-winning filmmaker Michael Moore. His new film, Fahrenheit 11/9, opens today around the country. This is a clip from the film about the recent...
View ArticleTHIS IDIOT
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View ArticleFwd: THIS IDIOT
THE ABSURD TIMESIllustration: WE MEAN ITSome time ago, we did say we've had enough and that Trump's idiocy and absurdity would be so apparent to all that further editions would be superfluous. All one...
View ArticleBAD TRIP
ABSURD TIMESBad TripbyEllis DeaFrankly, I'm not permitted or asked to contribute unless we seem to be living through what seems to be a bad acid trip, complete with paranoia, strange thoughts, and...
View ArticleISLAMOPHOBIA, OTHER THE FIRST
THE ABSURD TIMESOUR ENEMY THE FIRSTMany stupid things are going on in the name of religion, and Islamophobia is the most prominent right now. There is even a confusion of race and religion. It seems...
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THE ABSURD TIMESTrump Announces Charity Run To End The Accidental Torture And Dismemberment Of Journalistsby Paul DuncanIn the latest sign that U.S. President Donald Trump is taking the tape-recorded...
View ArticleCensorship and Death
THE ABSURD TIMESThe dead guyWe assume "new details" will continue to "emerge," so perhaps it is time to discuss this and let it go. First, let's learn how to pronounce this man's name: Ka shoeg...
View ArticleCaravan and Dictators
THE ABSURD TIMES (Or fear and loathing on the TV.)Illustration: Oliver North and the Iran-Contra Deal. He was the main operator behind arming a military coup in Honduras against the Sandinistas. This...
View ArticleTHE MIDTERMS EXPLAINED
THE ABSURD TIMESIllustration: The future of the Democratic Party (She was so popular, she not only defeated a long time establishment Democrat, but was also elected in an adjacent precinct in w2hich...
View ArticleIsrael, Sociopath Inc.
THE ABSURD TIMESIsrael has come to this. Their new flag in honor of Netenyahoo. A ceasefire had been arranged by Egypt and to celebrate Israel conducted underground or undercover operations against a...
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