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THE ABSURD TIMESOur diplomat, John Bolton. I think of him because we are discussing mental illness, below, but also because this illustration is so appropriate. This is the man who was sent to prison...
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THE ABSURD TIMESOur last commentator. When asked how he decides to vote for, he said "I always vote against, never for." This is the same situation we find ourselves in today.Well, we've never...
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THE ABSURD TIMESInsanityByCzar DonicI think I've hit the limit of acceptance. Let's go back to Trump.During his campaign, he boasts of grabbing women by the Pussy. He also gets a porn star to spank...
View ArticleThe Scum Also Rises
THE ABSURD TIMESJust as we orbit around the Sun, the Sun orbits around the core of the Milky Way. Relative to the center of the galaxy, we're moving at an average speed of 143 miles per second—even at...
View ArticleThe Scum Also Rises
THE ABSURD TIMESJust as we orbit around the Sun, the Sun orbits around the core of the Milky Way. Relative to the center of the galaxy, we're moving at an average speed of 143 miles per second—even at...
View ArticleATTACK ON INFORMATION
The ABSURD TIMESYOU KNOW ALL ABOUT HIMFreedom of speechByCzar DonicWe still have a First Amendment in this country, and this makes us the envy of most of the world. Of course, information is important...
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View ArticleVenezuela and Ignorance
THE ABSURD TIMESNixon: "We are all Keynesians."Venezuela and IgnoranceOr Fear and Loathing, May, 2019ByCzar DonicWe have done a tremendous feat and keeping people as ignorant as they are. In fact,...
View ArticleGaza Again and Running for President.
THE ABSURD TIMESIt never stopsOur war on PalestinainsByCzar DonicBut before we get to stuff like that, I have to announce, here, formally, that I am running for the nomination for the Republican...
View ArticleThe About and Abouter -- Paul Duncan
THE ABSURD TIMESIllustration: Latuff on Palestine. (Unrelated to anything below).HELLO AGAINBYTHE EDITORSFirst a note. We struggled with a title for some time and considered the following, each...
View ArticleFREEDOM OF SPEECH
THE ABSURD TIMESCan you say Psychopath?Freedom of SpeechBy Czar DonicYes, the first Amendment is under attack. When the country was founded, Franklin was asked "What kind of government do we have?"He...
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THE ABSURD TIMESSuch a sweet ruling familyA few other thoughts firstByTsar DonicPerhaps it would be better to call these Neanderthal Republicans (an electoral college majority still) as "Pro-Birth,"...
View ArticleGOD'S DEATH
THE ABSURD TIMESUPDATE: GOD IS DEADRecently, a group reacted on social media to a posting we did on Nietzsche. Reactions included things such as "he was a fascist" and the like showed an astonishingly...
View ArticleReason is Dead
The Absurd Times Werner put this up, so it must count, right?The Death of ReasonSome time ago, Max Horkheimer published the Eclipse of Reason. Then, along with Adorno, he published The Authoritarian...
View ArticleGUNS, TRUMP, AND TWERPS
THE ABSURD TIMESGuns, Twerps, and Trump Tsar DonicWell, El Paos, the "west texas town of El Paso/ I saw a sign of more things to come." About 12 hours later, Dayton Ohio was shot up. I was asked "Who...
View ArticlePalestine
THE ABSURD TIMES PatriotismCzar DonicWell, every so-often, it's time to be patriotic and one of the American Principles of Patriotism is to criticize the government. (I think Jefferson...
View ArticleDenmark
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View ArticleCone of Uncertainty
THE ABSURD TIMESIt almost seems like old news now, but this is the orange man's position on democracy as supplied by Latuff and MONDOWEISS.NET. Good sources both.THE CONE OF UNCERTAINTYBYCzar...
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